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Mon, Feb. 26th, 2007, 08:38 am
my instincts

are for shit.

I'm totally spot on about 95% of the time, and then I don't listen to them, and when they're wrong I follow through with them to a T.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid, but it's hard when most of the time my paranoia isn't paranoia at all.

Life would be so much easier if I knew what I wanted.

The word relationship is like the word love. They mean such a wide variety of things that they don't mean anything at all, and leave you open to interpretations completely beyond your control. Even when you think you're being extremely clear, you're not.

All I want to do is steal donuts and plant pictures of churches on bridges. Murderers and liars need not apply.

Mon, Feb. 26th, 2007 06:23 pm (UTC)
samiotic

did your new girlfriend lie to you about being a murderer?

Mon, Feb. 26th, 2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
holyloki

well,

terminology like 'girlfriend' is questionable,
lying and avoidance are essentially the same thing,
and the murderer just wouldn't steal donuts in Seattle...
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Mon, Feb. 26th, 2007 06:40 pm (UTC)
holyloki

Fuck! By saying BOMB in my journal you just put me on a Federal Watchlist... D :
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Mon, Feb. 26th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
holyloki

mmmm. guacamole covered airplanes are my favorite hoer d'oeuvre!

Mon, Feb. 26th, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)
obliterati

If you get to Plaid at the right time you can grab the day-old doughnuts for free when the doughnut guy shows up with new stuff. Free doughnuts!

Mon, Feb. 26th, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC)
purveyorofchaos

Donuts can be used as Weapons of Justice. (tm)