conculcate: hey, wtf is a balloon eating contest?
conculcate: it sounds likea recipe for impacted bowels
holyloki: you heard me
holyloki: inflated ballloons
conculcate: I don't quite understand how that works
conculcate: you bite them and they pop and then you chew and swallow?
holyloki: i think you have to swallow them whole for it to count
conculcate: I don't think anybody is going to win, then
holyloki: no, probably not.