Now you can buy my new chapbook, Heads from me online! (Point point poke poke)
[A chapbook is a short self-published book of poetry]
Buy it before this summer's poetry tour and avoid the Ryan is famous rush.(ehh)
Soon, other things like: a DVD of some of my short video art pieces, including the near legendary(ehh) Simple (AKA drack, or colloquially, 'the duck video'), CDs of my music, and prints of some of my photography and artwork.
I know you were all just dying to know because you love my work so much.(ehh)
And you want me to eat off of something other than a Portland sidewalk.