February 26th, 2007

grandma ryan

my instincts

are for shit.

I'm totally spot on about 95% of the time, and then I don't listen to them, and when they're wrong I follow through with them to a T.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid, but it's hard when most of the time my paranoia isn't paranoia at all.

Life would be so much easier if I knew what I wanted.

The word relationship is like the word love. They mean such a wide variety of things that they don't mean anything at all, and leave you open to interpretations completely beyond your control. Even when you think you're being extremely clear, you're not.

All I want to do is steal donuts and plant pictures of churches on bridges. Murderers and liars need not apply.