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Sat, Dec. 26th, 2009, 05:11 pm
[i]mukola_4ygyn posting in [i]illustrators: День №18


 

Sat, Dec. 26th, 2009, 05:05 pm
[i]type_2 posting in [i]illustrators: (no subject)

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 11:20 pm
[i]ogo235: first caricature portrait


(that's my trademark shortwave radio receiver around my neck..)

by the talented Petr Sorfa, who did tons more of my portland artist family for the anti holiday bash. i was invited to perform but am having familial obligations up here in seattle instead. i'm pretty silly excited i got a doodle portrait anyway!

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 07:58 pm
[i]erik: (no subject)

Awwww, shit, T-Rez tweeting about us on Christmas Day.

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 05:48 pm
[i]mstegosaurus: Okay, Catholics...

...I want to start by saying that I'm basically okay with Catholicism, as a religion.

I mean, I think it's pretty much just as much a load of codswallery as any other religion, but I get that a significant part of religion is having faith in something unknown and unknowable, even sometimes in the face of contradictory evidence. I'm fine with that, I respect that. I think that's neat!

Here's what bugs me about your religion: crucifixes.

They are morbid and creepy, and morbid again.

I understand that the central idea behind your religion is that God loves humanity so much that He let Himself be incarnated and tortured to death to make up for our sins-- but isn't the really miraculous part, the part deserving of worship, not the "tortured to death" but rather the "resurrected" part? Wouldn't it make more sense, and also be less off-putting to, say, wear little replicas of the empty sepulchre?

If a modern Jesus were executed today, would you wear little electric chairs around your necks? Is it meant to be a reaproppriation of the symbology of the oppressor, like gay men wearing pink triangles or black folk wearing Tommy Hilfiger?

As I learned from the work of the Cristin half of [info]twosnoos, another form of the death penalty in Ancient Rome was giraffe rape (look it up, yo)-- what would y'all be wearing if Jesus had been sentenced to that?

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 12:05 pm
[i]corvus: (no subject)




"We don’t need your Santa Claus
Cause we’ve got Uncle Ho
No three wise bourgeois gentlemen
Or sleigh bells in the snow
Santa may wear red, but don’t believe what you see
Cause Uncle Ho distributes presents equally

Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
He comes down from the North
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
all the presents he brings forth
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
He’s a jolly man they say
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
Smash the state on Christmas day

That fat man he don’t understand
How his elves work
His laissez faire philosophies
Leave his workers short
Uncle Ho tunnels, when he brings your toys
And he lives with his workers in Hanoi oi! oi!

Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
He comes down from the North
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
all the presents he brings forth
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
He’s a jolly man they say
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
Smash the state on Christmas day

Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
He comes down from the North
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
all the presents he brings forth
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
He’s a jolly man they say
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh
Smash the state on Christmas day"




"I ruined all your Christmas joy
stomped all over your children's toys
saw your house with the lights ablaze
to crash your holiday’s the only way
I knocked that stupid virgin down
broke Joseph’s robes upon the ground
I saw his eyes from across the lawn
and oh-ho-ho, my heart was gone

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again

Your guests, they all were horrified
said the season I’d defiled
they can all just go straight to hell
I told them with one great big yell

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again

I burned down your tinseled evergreen
hit your old aunt across the knees
I’ve smashed up all your Christmas plates
for you and yours I’ve got only hate
I kissed him on his frosty mug
and he gave me a great big hug
now my heart is full of Christmas cheer
almost enough to last all the year

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas"




Download the 7" here!

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 11:43 am
[i]effaced posting in [i]greatpoets: Sonnet on Mirth

Of mirth the poets counsel little after
that present it be loved for present laughter.
Also that fool hearts, alone, let themselves belong in
the house of it; the wise, the house of mourning.
Why such divergent answers from such teachers?
Life seemed cruelly short to bard; cruelly long to preacher.
Yet true times as rivers flow or candles burn,
long in the stretches, short on the turns,
and mirth with bitter herbs is better taken
than meals of mirth alone or years of it forsaken.
Does sweet improve when mixed with strain,
or is it that the acrid in that blend begins to fade?
Much endures while youth slips away like a thief;
mirth is a wine well pressed in the house of grief.

Jennifer Michael Hecht

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 08:41 am
[i]erik: (no subject)

D'oh, so I guess I misspoke in my last post about the URL for the NIN project. It resides here.

Merry Christmas!

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 07:19 am
[i]tacofordinner: Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas, everyone. <3

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 05:00 pm
[i]syn_snow posting in [i]illustrators: Mermaid

Author: me


Mermaid by *syn-snow on deviantART

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 01:34 pm
[i]nemo_et_nihil posting in [i]illustrators: winter




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Photoshop CS4

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 12:34 pm
[i]pavel_brat posting in [i]illustrators: (no subject)


© by Pavel Brat


Thu, Dec. 24th, 2009, 11:00 pm
[i]erik: Alllmooost there.

So, the NIN project torrents were supposed to be live by now. We're just waiting on a few more seeders to reach critical mass with it, which should happen within the hour.

I'm going to bed, but if you are just oh-so-anxious and staying up to grab the torrent, refresh this page occasionally and you should see it flip over soon.

And won't you please seed so that Trent doesn't have to break something?



Also: if you're into that whole Twitter thing, feel free to remark on the project with tag #avottgift. It'll be fun to watch the comment stream tomorrow morning and gauge people's impressions.

Ok, night night.

Thu, Dec. 24th, 2009, 03:12 pm
[i]brad: Doing Hos is Hard Work

Etch-a-Sketch doesn't involve much hill climbing. GPS-a-Sketch in San Francisco does, however:


Merry Christmas from me and [info]whatever_art to you!

*

In other news: not going anywhere for Christmas. Staying in San Francisco, hosting a 10 person orphan dinner. But then going to the Caribbean on a 7 night cruise over New Year's with parents, Sierra, my brother Cole and his girlfriend. Should be fun. :)

Fri, Dec. 25th, 2009, 01:33 am
[i]russiancase posting in [i]illustrators: the hypnoromance

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